And now what?

is this what growing up is like

chiaroscar:

imagitory:

rcmclachlan:

grand-duc:

wigglyflippingout:

me at 14: wow, protagonists in media my age! how relateable!

me at 28: WHY ARE THERE SO MANY CHILD SOLDIERS? WHERE ARE ALL THE ADULTS? WHO LET THIS HAPPEN AND WHY ARE THEY NOT BEING PROSECUTED BY LAW WITHIN THESE FICTIONAL UNIVERSES

In the same vein:

Me at 14: oh protagonists that are 17-20-ish, they’re basically adults, right?

Me at 28: Oh my Gods you’re babies who left you in charge?!

Ariel: Daddy, I love him!
Me at 14: Yeah, girl, you tell him!
Me at 30:

Originally posted by plumkat

Originally posted by imagifary

Marnie in Halloweentown: I’m thirteen, okay? I’m practically grown up! I’m certainly old enough to make my own choices – right?

Me at 7: Right!

Me at 13: Right! …Well, okay, maybe not practically grown up, but still, right!

Me at 28:

Originally posted by itsprettydead

You either die young or live long enough to see yourself become the villain.

purple-apricots:

jehovahhthickness:

Why is this so funny

doctorweird:

naturallyalix:

gallicinvasion:

what she says: “Oh I don’t mind; we can eat anywhere. I’m not picky.”

what she means: “For my entire life, I’ve been called bossy/picky/selfish/arrogant/bitchy for voicing my own opinions and making my views known, so now when someone I care about asks me about what I want, my immediate gut reaction is to defer to the other person’s preference. it’s less of a hassle to capitulate to someone else’s desires than to risk having someone verbally berate me for being truthful about what I want.”

SCREAM THIS FROM THE MOUNTAIN TOP

WELL I’M SORRY OTHER PEOPLE SUCK BUT IF SOMEONE ASKS YOUR OPINION THEN SHUTS IT DOWN DUMP THEM AND SAVE SOME TIME.

egberts:

the-real-skye:

iamcharlesxavier:

So me and my friends were out playing pokemon go and we had to literally stop the car and turn around because we may have found the fanciest McDonald’s I’ve ever seen in my life

A MANSION

And the inside is actually beautiful??????

Like there were live plants and I felt like I was walking into an upscale hotel??

It also had a second fancy entrance???

Not only that but there was like a secret upstairs that’s apparently open usually, but it was too late for us to go up too (I’m deffo gonna go back and check that out because come on)

Like what is she hiding 

But yeah I think I found either the most cursed or fanciest McDonalds in America

Also!

It was a pokestop!

This is a rare example of when zoning is a good thing, because it forces the generic McDonalds to look like surrounding architecture

I cannot believe op didn’t call it a McMansion

i-have-no-gender-only-rage:

jimmy fallon started the twitter tag #myteacherisweird here are some of the best responses 

marvel-leviathan:

allmybandsareacronyms:

I think the fact that two men on Queer Eye have started dating women who were already in their lives should clue men into the fact that there could be women in their lives that care for them deeply and even romantically, and would date them, if they knew that dating wouldn’t include being their fucking mother and teaching them the basics of taking care of themselves as a grown ass adult.

For a second I thought you meant two of the main guys and I got immensely confused